Biodiversity of the Week! Most Fearless Animal Alive.
Alta BudenThursday, January 31st, 2008

The Honey Badger, also known as the Ratel (Mellivora capensis)
Habitat: Most of Africa and western and south Asian areas of Baluchistan (eastern Iran), southern Iraq, Pakistan and Rajasthan (western India).
Favorite Foods: Honey/ bee larvae, superpoisonous snakes (can consume a medium sized–under 5 ft–snake in under 15 minutes, think about how many hot dogs that is), anything, literally anything, it can catch with its big sharp claws.
Two videos you MUST watch, even if you don’t read the rest of this:
Honey Badger and Greater Honeyguide
The scoop:
Though they look cute, and they have the word “honey” their name, Ratels can be likened to ruthless and cunning pirates. They fly solo, show no mercy, do nothing in moderation and fear nothing. These critters have been rated the Guinness Book of World Record’s most fearless animal. They are remarkably intelligent, being one of the few animals capable of using tools: In a documentary film “Land of the Tiger”, a honey badger in India was caught on film making use of a tool–the animal rolled a log and stood on it to reach a kingfisher fledgling stuck up in the roots coming from the ceiling in an underground cave.
My favorite thing about them, illustrated wonderfully in one of the videos, is their predisposition to eat highly venomous snakes, coupled with the fact that they are not immune to the poison of said snakes. Like fraternity brothers drinking during rush week, Ratels will chow down on a snake, pass out for a while from the poisonous bite, then when they come to, keep right on eating with gusto.
They also have a remarkable relationship with a small bird, the honeyguide in which the bird leads the badger to a beehive, and then feasts on the demolished remains once the badger is done.
They are tough as nails and meaner than Blackbeard (a notoriously cruel 18th century pirate). In one case, shown on an episode of Animal Planet, an old female honey badger that was nearly toothless and had one blind eye was attacked by a leopard. It took the leopard about one hour to kill the honey badger. Several African tribes report that the honey badger attacks the scrotum of larger mammals if provoked, and has even castrated humans.
On a contemporary cultural note, in mid 2007 urban myths began circulating in Basra city, Iraq, saying that UK troops stationed in the city’s airport had released a number of dangerous man-eating creatures into the area in order to spread panic among the local population. The stories described the creature as being black and about 1 m in length, with a monkey-like face and capable of moving fast. It was accused of attacking local farmers and their families and was blamed for cattle deaths. British forces quickly denied that they had released the creature. I think we can figure out who the real culprit was.
